1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

(via distraction)

"you tenderheaded?"

usually what a black hairstylist asks before snatching your follicles back three generations (via hatzigsut)

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via phobias)

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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